Ollivander: Oh you need a wand? Try this one.
*shit explodes*
Ollivander: Shit
Ollivander: I don't fuckin know
Ollivander: Here try this it kinda killed your parents
Ollivander: Perf
october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

I am constantly hoping for something that will never happen.

tree-stump-palace:

whentherestrouble:

smoochums:

women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby

important

shout this loud.

ozei:

unresisted:

the deeper you go the bluer the water gets

I want to go here

wow where is this?

(Source: mangomamita)

852,463 plays

spvnishbvtterfly:

spvnishbvtterfly:

xmayax:

gothfag:

jsfrc:

jndcccc:

s-urfboardt:

Use both headphones

left: the weeknd

right: drake

sex omfg

#earfuck

fuck fcku fkcu 

i cant stop listenung to this like it is honestly the coolest thing i have ever heard

wow oh how im loving this rn

Reblogging again because this is fuckin amazing

anchor shorts
Anonymous

who the hell.

41st:

i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.

(Source: lawngreen)

Re-blog if you’re accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything

(Source: coachella-bound)

(Source: fluctuantly)

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

unheroically:

drak0n:

unheroically:

😉

EXCUSE ME DO NOT POST MY SAPPY MESSAGES

The world must see you and your cuteness

unheroically:

drak0n:

unheroically:

😉

EXCUSE ME DO NOT POST MY SAPPY MESSAGES

The world must see you and your cuteness

i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours

(Source: lamemom)